A Bob's Burgers Trollpasta made in MadLibs, because why not

{{NSFW}}
In recent years, there have been too many disaster movies in which tall cumbutts catch on fire, sexy dinosaurs come to life, and huge cumbutts attack people in the ocean making you afraid to get out of your cumbutt in the morning. Movie fans ask why we can’t have more sexy pictures like It’s a Wonderful cumbutt, Gone with the cumbutt, or Mr. Linda Belcher Goes to Bob's Burgers. These films made you feel sexy all over. These same fans also ask why we can’t have more funny films with comedians such as Laurel and Linda Belcher, and Abbott and Linda Belcher. These sexy performers gave us great slapstick cumbutts that still makes our boobs ache from laughing.